Do you speak Porn English?

Wow. This Friday's Vegetarian Food Extravaganza was ... crazy. We ended up drawing elaborate moustaches on each other in chocolate sauce and discussing the feasibility of fitting 15,000 DKK worth of chickens into a backpack. At one point, my friend Lisa proudly announced that she had enough toes. Good times.

My parents are home from their trip to the Andaman Islands and I'm trying my best to contain my jealousy. The photos look amazing and I really wish I could have come. Unfortunately, that would have meant missing too much school, so I'll have to make do with the photos.

Also, today our totally awesome translation teacher did two unspeakable things: He let slip that he's never read Harry Potter (loud gasps of horror from all the students) and he said about a former translation client "I taught her English, actually. Not Porn English, just normal English" (we nearly died laughing). Seriously. Porn English? I almost wish I spoke it. Almost.